Hating The South Park Girls

I swear, if I see one more 'OMG I HAET [/ Instert any South Park Girl Here ], SHE STOLE MAH MAYNE', I'll have to Chris-Brown a bitch. 8/

Seriously, why does almost every fangirl have to hate on a girl because she, AKA 'stole her man' ? Especially when it deals with South Park. They're all, what, nine years old, first of all, and they're not real. Almost any girl in the series that has hooked up with a main character is hated.

From left to right:
Tammy Warner, Sally Darson, Rebecca Cotswolds, Wendy Testaburger, and Kelly ( Nelson, last name is unsure )

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Why people hate Tammy:
SHE KILLED KENNY.
SHE'S A SLUT/WHORE/BITCH.
SHE STOLE MAH MAN.
SHE LIKES THE JONAS BROTHERS.

My response:
Kenny always dies.
No fucking duh, Kenny loves whores. Why do you think he stuck with her ?
Kenny was never yours, to begin with.
In the episode, she got horomonal whenever seeing the Jonas Brothers, because they would preform hidden sexual acts. And since she's a preteen, she gets 'crazy'. That's why she likes them. Because she's a preteen. Get over it. And get over yourself, since you get hot over a show about fucking nine year olds. :/

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Why people hate Sally:
SHE KISSED BUTTERS. ( Yeah, that's literally the only reason why )

My response:
She didn't kiss Butters. Butters kissed her. He wanted it, and paid for it. It was his choice.

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Why people hate Rebecca:
SHE KISSED MAH KYLE. OMGWTF
SHE TURNED INTO A WHORE.

My response:
Yeah, Kyle kissed her. In fact, he convinced her to. He wanted her. He even did the most romantic acts in the book to try to win her. :/
Like, after Kyle kissed her. IT'S HIS FAULT LOL.

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Why people hate Wendy: ( Oh, here we go )
SHE STOLE STAN FROM KYLE.
SHE'S A BITCH.
SHE BROKE UP WITH STAN.
SHE KISSED CARTMAN.
SHE'S A DIRTY SLUT.
SHE'S EVIL.
SHE'S A SMARTASS.
And much, much more. : D

My response:
Stan and Kyle weren't together. They're best friends. Stop shoving your yaoi into our face.
You're a bitch, get used to it. :/
And then they got back together. Everybody's happy.
Yes, she did kiss Cartman, and WENDYxCARTMAN RULES IN YO FACE.
More like Wendy is one bad - ass motherfucker.

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Why people hate Kelly:
SHE STOLE KENNY FROM ME.
SHE PICKS HER NOSE EWWWW
SHE'S A SCAREDY CAT.
SHE DUN KNOW KENNY'S NAME.
SHE KISSED HIM.

My response:
HE WAS NEVER YOURS, JESUS CHRIST.
Oh yeah, like you never picked your nose.
She's fucking brave, if you ask me.
Yeah, cause she can't understand him that well. I'm sure when you watched the first season of South Park, you couldn't understand shit from that boy.
Dude, she gave him CPR. She fucking saved his life. How awesome is she ?

















I'm done.
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`Techgirl10